Debut

I wonder why chickens fornicate in public without shame...

Hello and welcome to my first newsletter, It’s great to have you here❤️

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I’ve thought of so many topics to write for the launch of my “Weird Thoughts” newsletter that would feel or look catchy, i’m not sure I arrived at one. Or maybe, I did arrive at one. We’ll see.

Today’s Weird Thought

But hey, let me drop this here quickly, have you ever thought of what goes on in the mind of chickens before they’re slaughtered? Do they think that “Oh, the time for me to get eaten by this inhuman, humans is finally here. Goodbye world, I would be back!” I wonder if they go to hell for feeding on worms too, fornicating in public with no shame and fighting each other, cause they fight a lot.

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Okay, let’s get into it.

I’m just going to give y’all a quick summary of what goes on in my brain and what you’ll be expecting, daily or weekly.

I’ve told my friends this a lot, if there’s a next life, I DO NOT WANT TO BE REBORN. Leave me in heaven or which ever beautiful garden babies stay in. This might come off as offensive to some people but life has no meaning, the world makes no sense. Pretty sure, if we do a survey and ask almost a million people if for once, they’ve sat down and asked themselves, “what am I doing here?” “what is the purpose of my life on earth?” they’ll tell you YES and not just once. Life is confusing and messed up. Why do we have to be born, just to grow up and struggle to make a living, get old and then die without taking any of the things we’ve struggled for. I know it’s a whole spiritual event moving to the dead land but can’t I at least go with the gold I bought for a thousand dollars in Dubai? (I do not have gold or a thousand dollar pls)

Okay, jokes aside, here’s what irks me up the most.

We’re born into a family right? And by family I mean, you, your siblings and parents. And maybe, cousins. We grow together, we spend literally every day together before we get older and move around, we grow to love them, then why the hell do we have to lose them to death? What’s the point of it all? Why do we have to go through all that just to end up in pain?

What’s the point of being born if we have to die and leave with nothing. Somedays, it feels like we’re in a traumatic circle and we keep going round and round, going through the same feelings all over again, without our knowledge. Ever wondered how you’ll be feeling happy one moment and before that moment ends, something weird or sad happens, it might not be so big but something in particular spoils your mood, probably a sad memory or an action from people around you. It’s like we have to keep experiencing a mixed emotions as humans just to keep our life going.

Why can’t we just go through life without any hurdles(emotional, physical and financially). Even rich people still have their sad days, let’s not exclude that.

All I’m saying is, it is tough being a human and like the chicken that would be coming back to earth, it’s not so sure for humans.

(Don’t ask me how I know the chickens would be coming back, I don’t know…)

A cup of lucozade boost to cheer you and thank you for successfully reading my first newsletter. Did it feel good? It felt good to me. There’s more to come, so please, stay tuned❤️