Indulge 1(On Aliens)

Birds are weird! I wonder if they know fighting is wrong. Especially, the ones fighting in my compound...

(I couldn’t take a picture of the birds fighting but here’s a flock of birds going back to their base after a long day at work.)

Woke up to two birds fighting in my compound, for hours. They would fight, fly away, then come back to fight again. I had so many thoughts concerning this…

1) Why were they fighting? Did one cheat on the other?(That’d be sad, even animals cheat, smh), Or maybe they’re lovers and trying to break up but one says no (That’s toxic). Or they probably stole money and are confused on how to share it, you know, country is hard.

2) Why are they fighting inside my compound? Don’t they have a home? Were they thrown out because they were fighting? Or maybe, just maybe, my compound looks like a wrestling ring.

Gist for the Day

(Location: Casa Mexicana, First floor, Ceddi Plaza, Central Area, Abuja.)

Over the weekend, my girl and I(Favour) visited one of the fancy restaurants in Abuja. It was an outing over due and we had the best fun while spending foolishly(on food). While devouring our second order, I told Favour that what if our cards were missing and we couldn’t pay, and the network was so bad that we couldn’t make any transfer, I told her if that happens she should be ready to go beg those white men sitting beside us for money, like bros, please you fit help us pay for our food? Na hunger make us chop like fools. It’s hilarious to even think about.

Later, she brought up another suggestion, she said when it’s time and she says GO, we should pick up our shoes and RUN. We were eating so joyfully that I suspected the waiters and other guests probably thought we were broke and won’t be able to pay. Too bad, cause we paid and even ordered for a takeaway. FLEX!

Menu: Beef Frijitas, comes with jollof rice, a touch of plantain and some sauce (Expensive but tasty)

On Today’s Indulge

I want to talk about aliens… Few weeks ago, there was a clip of Jeff Bezos going to space and I remember my brother sending me a link to watch it and I objected, the first thing that came to my mind when I saw that was, why? I get he’s rich and all, and probably wants to explore, but what is he going to look for in space? Aliens? Why? To tell them there are billions of humans on the other planet? So what would happen, they’ll come and pay us a visit? Hell no! I’m not ready to die at the hands of those colourful beauties (not that i’m saying they’re dangerous… just blame it on American movies).

It’s nice to explore, but please leave those peaceful planets alone. There are so many lands you can visit on earth, and we can also make alien costumes and ask people to dress in them so you can watch and enjoy. Or just lay on your bed and imagine you’re dancing with the aliens. Alone.

I don’t know if aliens exist, i’m sitting on the fence for that topic, if they exist, it’s fine, if they don't, it’s fine, just stay away from their planet.

Jokes aside, it’s nice to see people explore new things, especially rich people, like the richest man in the world.

But like me, has anyone thought of what would happen if aliens visited earth? What if just like the movies, they have super powers? I hope they make friends with us, me in particular, so we can put their powers to good use, like flogging politicians in their sleep and borrowing money from our future rich self.

I’m guessing, going to check if aliens exist or not was not the reason why Jeff Bezos flew to space, but nevertheless, leave those planets alone, pretty sure we wouldn’t like it if aliens visited us unannounced😭

Aliens exists, iv’e seen them in movies, don’t argue with me.