Indulge 9(On Mummy G.O)

According to Mummy G.O way of preaching, I'll probably go to hell for writing about her.

Do you know when I lost it with these Mummy G.O preachings? When I saw a video of her chilling in Dubai. Lmao… congregation in the mud.

Going by my Christianity standards and current beef with religion, I feel so low writing about her because she is not worth it, I’ve never seen someone twist God’s words in such a manner, but I’m going to do this, in a funny way.

Apparently, Mummy G.O was an executive member in hell. Executive member? Like I don’t understand, what do they do there? I thought hell is just filled with burning fire, is there a separate hell where executive members hold meetings? Like a CEO’s office? She needs to explain further.

Whenever I watch the videos of her preaching, I always feel bad for the poor people in the church, sitting down there, just listening to her lies. When I saw the video of her in Dubai, there was a place where she laughed while holding her half a million Samsung phone and staring into the mirror. All that was in my head was, “she is probably laughing at her members for listening to her lies because man, life is sweet.” This was just my thought.

Imagine telling your member that if they wear Jeans, they would go to hell, I mean Jeans is just clothes, what is your beef with it?😭 And she said the full meaning of Jeans is Global Uniform of Antichrist?!?!?!?! I’m Screammmming😭

What the hell does that even mean? Does it make sense to her and her members? Like I don’t get?

J - Global?!??!?!

E - Uniform?!?!?!

A - Of

N - Antichrist

S -?

I’m sorry ma’am, what?

Is the way she acts like Deputy Jesus for me. You know like redefining the Bible and what she thinks is a sin and what is not.

She was also the one that created hair attachments? I feel she has lived on earth for like a 100years because she knows the creation of most material things. I call her Goblin sister sometimes. You know Goblin? From the Kdrama? Yes, that one.

I was watching the Afcon match the other day and I quickly stopped because she said Football fans will go to hell. I continued watching when I remembered that the people playing the match will also not make heaven. Make all of us line up they go like that.

Remember when she said she was a hired killer, she worked for most politicians, and police had nothing on her. She also said she doesn’t use airplanes to fly to her destinations, she goes there with a mat, as in Aladdin mat? I figured that is where Aladdin collected his mat from after Jesus arrested her.

I’m crying😭

Disney fans were not left out. Rihanna and Lady Gaga too. Neither were comedians and dancers. Even late Micheal Jackson collected stray bullets😭

She also said her beauty was collected from her after she was arrested by Jesus. God abeg😭

As hilarious as this, it is very disappointing. Religion has dealt with us in Africa so much, which is embarrassing. The fact she had people, I mean real living humans in her church listening to her, shows how lost we are to this thing called Religion.

Who should we put the blame on now?

The government?

Low financial state? Because I feel being financially stable won’t make you go sit for hours listening to a confused woman twist the words of the bible.

Religion? I mean Africans are so deep into Religion that they will believe any shit their “supposed” man/woman of God says to them.

The white men that brought Religion into Africa? Low-key, I’m glad they actually did this because I have no idea the rate at which we will go in practicing African Religion.

Just an extra point, shout out to y’all that worship your pastors instead of God. There is no difference between you and the members of Mummy G.O church.

Here is a link to Twitter to see a thread of Mummy G.O’s preaching.

Mummy G.O preachings