Keep Your Valentine Away From Me...
The "Patience Ozokwor" urge to go to every couple date on the 14th and cause commotion.
Now I just want to know why y’all started planning for Valentine when it was just the 2nd week of January? I get y’all are crazy about your partners and want to get them gifts but do single people not mean anything to y’all? I mean are single people not allowed to exist anymore? Are we not allowed to breathe?
This whole post is just me being a full hater of love, relationships, flowers, and everyone in a relationship. Take it to heart at your own risk.
The most amazing thing about this February is that it is slow and I love it, at this rate, it might take a year before we get to 14th, which means y’all are going to keep waiting in desperation and that is so satisfying for me. I don’t know what Valentine's “kikiki” is all about. Don’t y’all see your partners every day? You guys don’t get tired of love? Relationship no dey tire una?
I mean we didn’t even get to enjoy the new year. It took us a week to say a happy new year to each other and we dived into “Buy your valentine gifts here o…” are we in the market square?
Sorry (not sorry) but some of you are going to get cheated on, served heartbreaks on the 14th and there’s nothing you can do about it.
I can’t wait to see the ones that will pretend they’re in a relationship just to torment their followers knowing fully well that they have no one to say “I love you” to.
It’s not a bad thing to be single and even though the loneliness gets worse on Valentine's day, just hug your pillow, cry and sleep. Whatever works for your emotions.
That aside, can we get through this year valentine without y’all wearing red? It’s not a blood festival, it is Valentine's. Don’t get me wrong, red is a beautiful color only when put together nicely and not when y’all wear it and end up looking like a used toothpaste or a herbalist at work. (I can flog anyone I see putting on red overall on the 14th😒)
Last year valentines day, I watched as most people got engaged and it was beautiful to see. Let’s keep that energy this year, I guess.
Also, be sure the person you’re buying Valentine’s gift for is your person and not just a random stranger you think you’re dating but is not dating you.
I’m sorry but if I see anyone crying on the 14th, I’ll be in my room laughing out loud because I’m a hater and I’m petty.
All through the previous Valentine’s, I watch three different girls post one guy as their date for valentine and I was not even surprised, I just kept wondering how he was going to pull it off. If that happens this year, I’m snitching on him.
If your partner bails on you on the 14th just know you are the side piece. Accept it and move on. lmaooooo
Just to add that Jesus is coming soon and this ‘everyday’ man and woman talk won’t matter in heaven… or hell.
On a final note, I hope those of you planning to get postinor after Valentine would be sold Vitamin C instead.
Bye🚶🏽♀️🚶🏽♀️
Wahala 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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