MTN please

I'm convinced they want to see me crumble

Hi, my loves!

I’m sorry for not coming in last week. I spent the whole week vlogging, editing, and trying to get back to YouTube now that my phone isn’t acting up again.

Also, my YouTube has been flopping recently, and that’s because of the inconsistency. So, help my life by subscribing and telling your friends to subscribe. I must get to 100 subscribers by June. Eleda, please.

I love how I can easily come on here and write whenever I feel like it. It makes me feel like I’m a serious person, lol.

Regarding seriousness, MTN has to be one of the most unserious networks in the history of networks. They are so unserious that it makes them laughable and extremely annoying!

They want to make me run mad! I’m convinced they hate me because there is no reason why their network should be behaving like this!

Yes, this post is about MTN.

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO UPLOAD MY VIDEO ON YOUTUBE FOR 24 HOURS… 24 HOURS! Do you know how insane that is?

What do I have to do? How many hippopotamus heads do I have to sacrifice? Let me upload my video, MTN, please.

This is a call for help, actually.

The network has never been this bad, so what is happening? I get that it has been raining daily for the past week, but that is a NEPA thing, not you. Every time you disappear when it rains, you always reappear. So, I need you to come back to me, my beautiful MTN network.

Y’all think they would come back if I flirt with them a little?

I can’t even opt for another network because they’re just as bad, even worse, to be honest!

If MTN sees this post and wants me to delete it, they will have to pay me first or give me a job. I’m so serious.

While writing this, the network disappeared for an hour. So, if you see this late and unedited, you know who to blame.

Anyways, MTN, please.

Oh wait, in case they see this post, can I just say that the day I get a hold of who is using my data alongside me in your office, the ground would shake because of how much I’ll beat that person up… they might end up beating me, but one way or the other, the ground would still shake. Don’t try me.

37GB in 3 days? Ahn ahn, what is this atrocity? This… this lie? I was literally only on YouTube and Twitter, so??? Stop sucking my data, I swear to God! I’ll get you one day! I promise!

Okay, bye MTN, return my network, please🥺