Ahn ahn, you people??? You people cannot check up on me? Is this what it feels like to be in a one-sided relationship?
If I don’t check up on you people, you guys can’t check up on me?
I actually planned to come and lie to you people that something-something happened to me but I know you people won’t believe me😒
What do we call this exactly? A writer’s block? Disappearance? A kidnapping case? Like the aliens kidnapped my brain and threw it in the deep ocean for 5 months because the last time I was here was in May… FUCKING MAY!
A lot of things have happened since then and tbh I cannot for the life of me remember most of them.
Hell, I can’t even remember what happened last month… no, literally!
But overall, you know one thing I’m grateful for? Happiness!
I’ve spent the last few months just being happy, broke but happy💀
I’ve learned to live and accept each day as it comes because damn, we can never figure out this life thing. So instead of stressing over things I can’t control, I’ve chosen to live my days in happiness and worry less about things that aren’t worth worrying over.
As usual, I’m still a homebody I’m actually more of a homebody than a homebody now (I don’t get what I’m saying, and neither do you so let’s just ignore that) Abuja is becoming weird and I don’t mean the hike in transport prices because of the fuel subsidy ish (that too) I mean the rumors about THEM STEALING PRIVATE PARTS IN ABUJA lmao whatttt???!!!
What is everyone smoking?
I remember scrolling past the tweet cause it just felt so absurd and hilarious, how does that happen dfkm like you’re just walking in Wuse market and all of a sudden you can’t feel your boobs again? Like your chest is now flat?
Ahhhh everybody will line up, and nobody will leave the market that day.
Blood go flow!
Ancestors will arise!
Nations will crumble!
Anyways, I need Abuja people to be serious with me right now, no one is stealing anything and I also need to be real with myself and accept the fact that the reason I’m not going out is not because of Abuja people but because I’m BROKE AF like have you seen the prices of bolt now?
God, if you can see this, borrow me 50m out of my future money. Thank you! Love you too Jesus!
See you guys later🤞🏽
In two days? Two weeks? Two months? Two years? Idk we shall see!