September is being chased

We went from September 1st to September 25th in 2days

To be read in a sarcastic tone

September has to be one of the fastest month because how did we get to September 25th just now?

I heard the earth in its “bally” form is rolling really fast up in space (Wait, is earth in space *checks google… ohh its in the Milky Way, which is close to the sun… that’s a lot of explanation but yes)

I’m really not pissed about how fast the year is running, I’m just not comfortable with the fact that I have to go through my period every two weeks. It’s not sitting right with me.

This is my jam y'all… I listen to it 5times a day, its like a ritual to me.

Apart from the fact that I saw endless “shege” this month, which I never want to see again.

I did some amazing things like, go extremely broke because PHCN decided to blow up my MacBook charger which prompted me to get a new one.

Hurt me deeply, I tell you. Do you know how much I spent to get a new one? Godu abegooo

I also watched as my new crush posted lots of pictures of his new babe but that’s not too bad because I moved to the next one immediately. Really hate it when men can’t read your mind, I mean go into your mind to know what you want. What even is their purpose in life if they can’t do that?

Anyways, the Queen died… no I don’t mean Beyonce, I mean THAT Queen. Yeah, that one. It was a field day on Twitter, like for some reason, Twitter is always at its funniest when the world is in disarray (May God forgive my generation!) I mean she did live a long and good life, a very very long one in fact. If only some of our ancestors lived as lo… you know what? Let’s move on

But to every single one of you that posted on your status wishing her…… Ermm, I hope you know your ancestors are ashamed of you. Eat raw yam on Monday morning to appease them. Thank you.

That aside, there was this married man that asked me out, which I refused… he called me the other day to tell me I have a bad character.

Wait, did y’all know Leonardo Dicaprio doesn’t date anyone past the age of 25? He literally breaks up with them when they cross 25😭

Here’s to hoping and praying that October will be more fruitful, enjoyable and less expensive.